Saving the Globe!!!

I like messing with Telemarketers….The following is a transcript of an actual call. For accuracy, please imagine I am speaking in my best superhuman sounding voice. Hello. Yes, hello Sir. I hope I’m not bothering…

Land of the Free

They make you jump through a lot of hoops in order to claim your rights these days; you wanna buy a gun, you’ve just gotta go through a class, apply for a permit, give the…